IN YO FACE, KAKAKAKAKAKAKAK!

              BACK FROM MY MIGHTY WAR GENTLEMEN! Tonight ...team squishy defeated the high rollers 10-3, with Rob Suarez making a few spectacular saves on some breakaways. I should know, Im his alter ego. He's in really good form. Didnt get to kick that kids ass today becuase it was raining cats and chickens, but he is going to get his...TOMMOROW! Today, Blaire and I got into an argument on the way home, and man, did I come up with some gewd lines. She was talking about breaking in high heels , and I was  like "why? is it amature night at the apollo". I told her I should get a cage for her too which was pretty mean, but I said I was sorry. I also said I should calm her down with my tranquilzer gun of which I dont own. After its all said and done, I said I love you and that was that. Nothing else to much, so this is going to be a pretty lacluster report.....Im sorry. Gewdnight!

                                EMERGENCY MOVIE RETRO RANT

THE VILLAGE: This movie is pretty damn good. There was a great retard acting appearnce by Adreinne Brody that is cracking me up at this moment. I can't tell you much more, but too look for maybe one of the biggest switcharoo's in movie history. My head is discombobulated after watching the last 30 min of the movie. Very gewd shit. The alien character is pretty freaky 2, or is it even an alien, maybe its a flying cocker spaniel, or a walking penis. Anyways this movie gets   ....................... 8 tentacles out of 10. Enjoy boyz!

Brewhahahahahaha,

                Out on my night cap right now enjoying the moonlight!  Today was pretty average. Did my workouts and took my naps. The kid didnt call me to play golf today, but he set up an appointment to get his ass kicked tommorow at 10. I figure out my game plan. I usually beat this guy by like 10 or 15 strokes. Well, not only am I going to beat him by that much, Im gonna be him that much times 2, so he will never wanna play again.lol, pretty gewd plan heh!  Blaire and I were gonna watch the village, but her father is in town to visit her. Her father also propostioned me to go to Haiti to build a house a  in January. Of course!..........................I gladly ....................excepted. I can only go though if I figure out how to fit those two weeks with my school schedule. My fucking  new goalie skates should be in tommorow as well as my new helmet on Friday.  I also order a new goalie jock today. It's Fluffy. I have been in such huge preperation for the ice hockey tryouts that, I gaurentee to the Alliance that I will not fail them and that I will make the team. If I dont  just know that I tried...for you guys. Will Farrell says I just gotta keep my composure and everything will be ok. I also have a big surprise for the Alliance when they arrive back in Tampa this weekend. You will like, like very much you will! I  should also have a pic of myself, DocSuave up on the site. It's hard to catch a pic of  myself, cause this alter ego only comes out at night !  It other news, last night on the x-box, Minnesota defeated Philadelphia 3-2 in overtime as Reuben Studdards " IM sorry 4 ,2004"was being played......how nice! But I got my ass totally obliterated in the second game 6-1. OSHA! Look for the golf review tommorow, and have a gewd night fellas. adios!

                                                                                      DOCSUAVE

BREWWWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

                        Hello folks!  Im sitting in my domain, sipping on my yak and smokin on my stogie  still constructing my plan to take over the world as usual ! Today was just full over workouts and laughs! This kid that lives down my street, wanted to play golf while niagra falls was coming down on Tampa. I was like " ARE YOU FUCKIN NUTS". This guy wants to swim for his par. This guys is a nice guy and he gets me into this really kewl club for free but he really needs a best friend or sumtin. He wants to play golf every fuckin day. I love golf just as much as Tiger Woods does, also love my white girlfriends as much as he loves his, hahahahahahahaha, but I have a grandfather to look over and a girlfriend that needs my attention every single min I'm alive. Next thing that happened in my day, was trying to teach Blaire how to play golf . Let me just say one word....."WOW". All girls suffer from HDTV.....yes! High Definition Television. It mindboggles me. She hit 2 balls and she was done. Not only that, she could have cut my grass better with her two chips!  But it's ok , I understand that She isnt going to be great at everything. I guess we will just have to stick to putt-putt. We went and worked out, and Blaire started talking about getting married. I love her but we are still young and no need to talk about it. You know what I mean fellas!One last note , you guys gotta love the movie WILLIE WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY! There is this one great scene where Wonka is about to open the door to the factory , and the fat kid, Agustus Glupe,lol, says before the fucker can even get two words in " hurry, I'm hungry".lol. It kills me everytime. Johnny Depp is going to be a great Wonka in the highly anticipated remake. Another movie that I am very interested in is Shaun of The Dead! looks pretty  kewl ! Well guys, Im gonna get started on the X-box. I alway play with Minnesota and try to see if I can beat the best teams. I'll tell you how it goes tommorow, and hopefully some exciting news! Gewdnight Alliance and Friends!

                                                                                        DOCSUAVE!

DOC SUAVVVVVVVVVE  HERE! 

                          Well, a pretty lacluster weekend! It was'nt all that horrible, but it could have been more exciting. Friday, Blaire and myself saw H&K go to White Castle. Their will be a review at the bottom. That night  I worked out and stayed in the hot tob, just to relax. My parents decided to take a vacation to New Orleans and left me to babysit my Grandfather. This guy needs his breakfast ,lunch, and dinner at the same time on the dot everyday. My parents think I'm a Chef. " Robertito, go make me some soup".lol. I get this guy his McDonalds Breakfast  bright and early  for the past 3 days. Hope he is enjoying it! If it compensates, I kicked his ass in golf, by shootin a 76. I almost eagled a par 4. For you guys that dont know, thats like a hole in 1 on a par 3. Shittttttttttttttttttt, your probably dont even know what par is. Today was a relaxin day, worked out in the morning, chilled out with Blaire and my nephew at the mall. This kid ate a whole takeout box of chinese food. I took him home right after that so he can shit in his mommas lap. Then I worked out again. I came home to a trash can pushed over with all the shit hanging out. My house smells like shit now, so beware. Well guys, Im gonna go watch smokey and the bandit . I bought the whole trilogy for 10 bucks. Gewd Livin, Gewd Livin. Gewd night !

                                        DOCSUAVE RETRO MOVIE RANT

HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE: This movie was so/so! Dont get me wrong, I liked it , but  I was expecting more.I previously read other movie reviews and they gave the movie a excellent review. The thing I love about this movie is the determination that these fellows have. These guys want white castle, and they are fucking going to get  it !  I want food Im gonna get it, I want ass Im gonna get it! When I think of Kumar, I think of myself. He is very brilliant, yet still want to have a gewd time in life. Whenever he runs into whatever he wants to do in life, he will go through with it. And Harold........well, probably Carl. He is an entrepenuers, but has many sexual inuendossssssssssssssssssssss! If I even spelled that right. Besides that I give the movie  6 tentacales out of 10. Next week , join me for the review of the D-rays Game. Should be gewd!

                                                                                   DOCSUAVE

 BREWHAHAHAHAHAH!

           Doc Suave here! Next time you guys talk to me, congradulate me on my second day posting. Your just lucky Im not getting laid, otherwise you might not be so lucky. Today was a pretty gewd day ! To start off the day, went to the gym and did my work out. Came home watched some paternitiy test talk shows before hitting 9 holes of golf with my grandfather  or in spanish "abuelo". Man, this nine holes sucked today! My  grandfather isnt that great, so I kinda gotta play to his level. Yesterday, I shot a 77 on 18. Today, I'll be lucky if I shot 77 on 9,lol. Thats how bad it was. I was hoping on one hole that my ball would fall on top of this kids head,lol. That really would have made my day. After that Blaire came over and we took a nice little nap before she had to go to work. After I went back to the gym to perform the second workout that went really well. Tommorow! I'm hoping my fucking goalie ice skates come in, otherwise I'm whoopin fed ex's ass. Going to the D-rays game tambien...english " also". Man , I went to the D-Rays game on Tuesday, and damn, that place couldnt fill up 1/2 the ice palace on a slow night. Pretyy sad for a team that isnt doing totally horrible. The tickets are more tooo.Why :::::::::::::::::::::. I just wanna catch a foul ball. Well guy's,Doc Suave is out, I must go conquer the world ! See ya tommorow! bye bye

                                                                                    Doc Suave